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Flashing
Her Juicy Tongue In Cheek Smile As Faces Pop, Jaws Drop, and Holy
Muffins Melt!
You have the
guts to take the House
of
XI Limousine
out for a party spin to the Matmos, where your best friends are Ji
Li Ya,
Lindsay
Lohan, Chloe
Charles, and Fan
Ye! Driving
like the Ghost of Christmas Future, ramming one foot to the floor,
as gears
scream, grinding dirt! Still
holding back fear like a Mouth
Full of Spit! Forces are twisting Deep
Inside The Belly of your mind!
A whisper? Swallow! No!
Oh Wait! Vomit! Choking on envy and gagging on the past like road
kill meat jerky! Just Pucker Up
Tight and Kiss Your Round Rubber Butt!
Because you are all jamming, and dancing to, Nine Inch Nails in the
House of
XI Matmos for
ever and ever! Just
like the Natural
Wonder Girls Dance Work Out! #1
- Enjoy!
Plus Awesome
Photo Gallery!
Arike
Rice Gets Nailed! Ashlee
Turner Gets Nine Inches!
Holly
Childers Gets Nailed!
Jennifer
Fenton Gets Nine Inches!
Jennifer
Love Hewitt Gets Nine Inch Nailed!
Katinka
Chun Gets Nine Inches!
Kim Breaux
Gets Nailed Bon!
Kimberly
Butler Gets Nailed!
Lisa
Mariano Gets Nine Inch Nailed!
Secrets
of Esrever!
Music Video!
Head
Banging! Neck Wrenching! Heart Pumping!
Deep Hard Key Board Rhythms Tied To Hot Jamming Guitar Strings!
Pounding Out Beats And Sounds That Gets Your Muscles Flexing For A
Totally Fit
Free Style Dancercise Fat Burning Activity! Now Breath! And In!
And Out! One More Time...
"XITV
Channel 41 Pop Culture Squirts!"
"Butt
Bouncing Entertainment!"
Jesus
Christ! My God! Free form, apart from routine moving, is whole
body fitness from lips to toes! Whipping about and
giving internal organs, kidneys, stomach, intestines, ribs,
breasts, bones, and skin, much stimulation. Grabbing
oxygenated air and sucking it through small tiny capillaries, Balancing over all energy and
posture!
Make fists, stretching both arms, wiggling fingers, Swatting
and Punching into the sky!
Bouncing thighs loosely, kicking and swinging legs, bending and
raising
knees higher, rotating ankles and tapping your feet a bit.
The
Most Fun A Rich Kid Can Wear!™
Be A Pussy Cat
- Not A Brat! Fill Up With Good Stuffing! Drink Milk and Eat like
A Healthy Child!
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